“Right now,” the news reporter said, “in this very hall, the flat earth theory would either be proven or busted. I am Tony of Chanel 12 giving you an inside look at the argument at hand.”
The judge hammered the gavel on the table shouting, “order in the court, the argument on the flat earth theory is about to begin.” He looks around the council, ” Representative of Harvard University?” “Present,” said a young bearded man. “Representative of the Flat Earth society.” The judge said. “Present.” “Let the argument begin,” he hammered his gavel, “representative of Flat Earth society, your opening statement?” “So we flat earthers believe that the earth is flat, our first argument is the fact of the world map. If you ever seen one, you would see only one side of the earth and it seems everything is present there, if the earth really was flat then why can we only see one side instead of all.” “The opposing representative may now begin his argument.” The judge said.
“We believe that the earth is round and we even have evidence for it.” He projected pictures of multiple deep holes, “if the earth were flat then how would these holes exist, and for your information, there are people living on the other side.” “It seems this is a pretty open and shut case then,” The judge said, “representative of Flat Earth how will you reply to that?”
“Currently the flat earth society has a camera orbiting around earth and we have the footage right here,” he took out a USB drive, “to prove me and the rest of our society’s point, we will allow you to see the footage. If that is fine by you Judge?” “Approved.” He said. The representative of Harvard though seems anxious, “objection!” He yelled, “I demand to have a copy and hand it to my team if he had doctored them and if so change it to an original.” “You can do that later,” Judge said, “I want to see where this leads.” The Flat Earth representative uses the projector and projects the image.”
Only an hour after the debate ended the Channel 12 headquarters was infiltrated. “Where is the footage?” A man with a black mask asked. Sam was nowhere to be seen. He was missing for a while now. “Don’t threaten them,” I said with chinese, it was our way of communicating so others didn’t understand , “we are here to find the footage and destroy it without any damage. Besides a ‘friend’ found the recordings.”
“So basically,” Sam said, “the government lied about the shape of the earth because on the other side of earth there are thousands worth of iron which they sell to be wealthy.” He was in a secret room behind a bookshelf where there were foam boards with pictures connected by pins and string. The first place you imagined when you say “conspiracy theories”. “Yes, we have a spy in the government that gives us information on their latest moves.” One of the guys said. He then places a finger on his ear and says, “We gotta move they are coming. Maybe we will be able to show that clip on the news.” Luckily the news station was only a block away.
They jumped out the window and landed on a soft matress. The station was right across the street and they ran there. A man with a black mask looked at them. He spoke into a microphone, “they are in.”
I was at the lobby when I heard that message and signaled the others, “they just ziplined through the window on the top floor, go get them.” Right when they went up I used another microphone and whispered, “the coast is clear.” Sam and the others went in and we went to the broadcast. “Thanks for the assist, Sam meet Rel, our undercover spy. Now go broadcast that video.” The Representative of Flat Earth said. Sam nodded and started broadcasting the video live. Now the world knew who was right.
The Earth was a pyramid the whole time.